Suet Scheme

Spotted Wilhelmina is reportedly in the Witness Protection Program.  She goes to great lengths to avoid having her picture taken.  Seen here, caught on the security camera, Wilhelmina seems unawares.  The rumor is never clear as to why she should be sequestered in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman has learned from his sources that she is expected to give testimony about a phony suet pyramid scheme.


Yesterday there was a comedy of errors committed by the kindly ol’ pensioner.   Not one camera captured the rain of biblical proportions that occurred nor the reaction of any guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  So you are to be treated to a popular archival image of a guest enjoying the spa created by the William Wallace Memorial Stone.   The stone often replaces the Face of Everyman  when he is called away to serve in Her Majesty’s Secret Service.  Coincidentally both stones were carved by the same gifted, but, reclusive artist.

Sunday Rose

It was her first day out of the nest.  Instinct took Sunday Rose to the magical land of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  A wondrous being, the venerable sage told her where to find the most choice Beetles and Ants.  the Face of Everyman prided himself on welcoming all new guests.  He tried not to appear grumpy after being awaken from his afternoon nap.

Casual Dating

Eloise was new to the dating scene.  Her online date, Wolfgang, was to meet here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for lunch.  At first the conversation went smoothly until she asked about his aspirations, his goals, a bucket list.  Wolfgang’s face went blank.  He rose, offered to split the check; or may be leave the tip; and was gone.  the Face of Everyman tried to think of something to say.  No matter, her phone rang.  Her two o’clock date, Renaldo, just reconfirming their meeting and asking if it was okay if he dressed casual.


Communications were difficult between birds of different species.  the Face of Everyman tried to help whenever possible.  Skylar asked where one might find the best place to forage for beetles in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Red Robin responded by saying where the best worms could be found.  E liked to think of himself as a conduit thru which the little people could make themselves understood.  He answered each question with, he thought, helpful information.


Little Frida  wanted desperately to start school at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  She had a difficult time understanding the concept that the Montetorkie school was closed for Spring Break.  the Face of Everyman suggested that she return in two weeks.  However, the venerable sage did offer to tutor young Frida for a small honorarium.