Bathing

Little Billy always complained about having to bathe even though the life-giving waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa made his cough better. Mom made sure he washed behind his ears. the Face of Everyman wondered why that act always seemed so important.

Darts

Oswald drank lustfully from the magic waters. He had a game of darts to win in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lounge. the Face of Everyman wished him luck, there was nothing else the venerable sage could this gifted dart thrower.

Roll Camera

Buster had been hired to do a bird food commercial with the setting as the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. As the director called for the camera to roll; Buster forgot his lines. the Face of Everyman tried to help with mental telepathy; but it wasn’t helping.

Crooner

Oliver was once again auditioning for the lead in an off Broadway hit being staged at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His dulcet tones captivated everyone. the Face of Everyman was pleased at the range of talent available to him. He pretended not to notice the talons digging into his face.

Standing Room

Clearly not everyone was happy with this arrangement. This vast pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was one of the few spots that the various flocks found themselves forced together. Here there was competition for food, water, and space to bathe; and sometimes space to stand. the Face of Everyman was most vocal when someone big sat on his face.

Suet

Here on a blind date; Anthony is concerned about the suet stuck on the end of his beak. He should have foraged among the ants and bugs that proliferated in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman suggested he peck around and maybe the suet would come off.

Not Fair

The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was no different than any place else. When it was little Pronoun’s turn to play King of the Mountain everyone else heard their Mother calling. the Face of Everyman knew it was not his place to comment.