Casual Dating

Eloise was new to the dating scene.  Her online date, Wolfgang, was to meet here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for lunch.  At first the conversation went smoothly until she asked about his aspirations, his goals, a bucket list.  Wolfgang’s face went blank.  He rose, offered to split the check; or may be leave the tip; and was gone.  the Face of Everyman tried to think of something to say.  No matter, her phone rang.  Her two o’clock date, Renaldo, just reconfirming their meeting and asking if it was okay if he dressed casual.


Communications were difficult between birds of different species.  the Face of Everyman tried to help whenever possible.  Skylar asked where one might find the best place to forage for beetles in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Red Robin responded by saying where the best worms could be found.  E liked to think of himself as a conduit thru which the little people could make themselves understood.  He answered each question with, he thought, helpful information.


Little Frida  wanted desperately to start school at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  She had a difficult time understanding the concept that the Montetorkie school was closed for Spring Break.  the Face of Everyman suggested that she return in two weeks.  However, the venerable sage did offer to tutor young Frida for a small honorarium.