Yesterday there was a comedy of errors committed by the kindly ol’ pensioner. Not one camera captured the rain of biblical proportions that occurred nor the reaction of any guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. So you are to be treated to a popular archival image of a guest enjoying the spa created by the William Wallace Memorial Stone. The stone often replaces the Face of Everyman when he is called away to serve in Her Majesty’s Secret Service. Coincidentally both stones were carved by the same gifted, but, reclusive artist.
It was her first day out of the nest. Instinct took Sunday Rose to the magical land of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A wondrous being, the venerable sage told her where to find the most choice Beetles and Ants. the Face of Everyman prided himself on welcoming all new guests. He tried not to appear grumpy after being awaken from his afternoon nap.
Eloise was new to the dating scene. Her online date, Wolfgang, was to meet here at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for lunch. At first the conversation went smoothly until she asked about his aspirations, his goals, a bucket list. Wolfgang’s face went blank. He rose, offered to split the check; or may be leave the tip; and was gone. the Face of Everyman tried to think of something to say. No matter, her phone rang. Her two o’clock date, Renaldo, just reconfirming their meeting and asking if it was okay if he dressed casual.