The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa promoted dance-exercise classes for guests and locals. the Face of Everyman invited demo-teams to showcase the latest and most popular calorie burning moves. Obviously not all movements had been optimized for every avian phenotype.
Speech
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was often a hot bed of political activity. Seen above, speaking while standing on the Face of Everyman is the fire brand head of the Rock Pigeon Anti-Defamation League. The venerable sage had his own reasons for speaking ill of this obnoxious group of citizens. He could not be easily dissuaded.
Mediation
At long last the Face of Everyman had agreed to mediate disputes between the pigeons and the squirrels. A new sense of peace embraced the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Simply put: Nuts and dried fruit were for the squirrels while millet seed and cracked corn were for the pigeons. Deer, small birds and mice were not covered under this hastily ratified treaty.
Channeling
The Tent Revival folks had setup Winter quarters in the big meadow not far from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Where ever Pastor Bob found a gathering he felt compelled to preach. the Face of Everyman thought Bob channeled Elmer Gantry and Billy Sunday with just a hint of Aimee Semple McPherson. When all the cracked corn was eaten, the crowd just seemed to wander off.
Orts
The menu on the chalk board clearly stated that Orts were the only item being served. The kitchen and wait staff at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were busy preparing for New Years Eve festivities. None the less, out of the corner of his eye, the Face of Everyman spotted two unhappy customers approaching. His otherwise nimble mind tried to come up with something, some appeasement. Following heated words, the venerable sage reluctantly presented each with complementary coupons, good for one Bloody Mary tomorrow morning between 6 and 10 AM.
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