SAD

Sharky’s medical plan didn’t cover Light Therapy Boxes for use in remote settings like the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His Seasonal Affective Disorder had to be self-managed under the watchful eye of the Face of Everyman. Each morning Sharky would face the Sun for twenty minutes. Slowly his youthful rambunctious self returned.

Kindergarten 2021

Calvin wanted the Face of Everyman to be one of the first to know that he was dating a home town girl from right here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage was pleased and made a mental note to save three spots in the Spring kindergarten class.

Security

Once again Panther had flashed her Press Pass to get by security guards and enter the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above, Panther is too embarrassed to be noticed by the Face of Everyman. Neither could remember the untold number of times she had promised to not try and catch a songbird.

Entitlements

Once again, for the tenth time today, Bosworth was back asking about his Christmas bonus from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Then he would plague the Face of Everyman with questions about the Stimulus package and Veterans bonus. There seemed no end to his entitlements.

Peace

For a brief moment there was the pretense of sharing at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The greedy pigeons and the voracious squirrel gave the other room to forage. In that moment the Face of Everyman gave himself credit for creating peace in our time.

Heater

With the strength found only within incredible rage; Tyrell bit into the neutron heating device that kept the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa ice free. The loss meant frigid nights for the Face of Everyman. Amazon Prime promised delivery of a replacement by Friday.

ASCAP

Every now and then even in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa nerves snapped. the Face of Everyman had been assembling a play list of soothing music; unfortunately the ASCAP lawyers had been calling him all day threatening suit. It seems that even “Happy Birthday” and the “Hand Washing” song had license fees attached. A dark Winter lay ahead.

Volunteers

Chatter Box stopped by to wish the Face of Everyman a Happy Holiday. This time of year at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa folks volunteered for committees. So many had come forth already that the only spot open for Chatter Box was on the avalanche rescue team.

PPE

Kyle placed the bright bits of glass where the Face of Everyman could evaluate their worth. Were they a gift? Or a bribe? It turned out that Kyle wanted to buy PPE for all those who nested at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.