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Anger Management Training did nothing to temper Boswell’s ferocity.  In fact he was released early and the words: Incorrigible stamped on every page of his Permanent Record.  Now, everybody in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, including the Face of Everyman, gave this bruiser a wide berth.  The venerable sage vowed to find a way to harness this untapped source of energy. 

Ambrose has lost all track of time.  Seen below he is foraging during daylight hours while his friends are sound asleep somewhere in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  the Face of Everyman reckons that this condition was brought on by Daylight Savings.  It may well persist till November when we set our clocks back to Standard time.

The anti-viral properties of the Spring of Eternal Giving where well known to all and the subject of many a monograph by the Face of Everyman.  Seen below is Hercules an outdoor cat who lives at the edge of the vast grounds of the Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa.  He asks permission from the venerable sage to partake of these sacred life giving waters and perhaps if he would take his temperature. 

A Shaman, spiritual leader for many clans, arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  He announced to the Face of Everyman that he was there to smudge this remote spot on the Pacific flyway before Super Tuesday.  The Cabana huts in the background serve as  polling booths and must be cleansed by the sacred sage smoke before another election.

The ruling from SDNY was clear: the Face of Everyman could not serve as an elected official.  However, he could be a Super Delegate representing those votes cast by the year round residents of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage did not take this setback lightly; he wanted on a debate stage.  He drafted a new petition. He would not be excluded from the limelight.

Cold mornings are a shock to some of the songbirds roosting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Calliope made a request to the Face of Everyman to turn up the heat in the Spa.  Alas, the vast magma pool under the lake could not be adjusted.  The wading area at the far end, which is usually warmer, is the best that the venerable sage has to offer.

the Face of Everyman had celebrated Chinese New Year’s by downing a record number of steam buns and a few tankards of  Tsingtao ( 青岛) beer.  He awoke to find himself still in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Diaphanous birds circled his head.  Had he died and gone to Hard Rock heaven?  Was this a prequel or a sequel to his torturous life?

Heloise was back with fire in her eyes.  She demanded to know why the kindly ol’ pensioner provided winter rations to the likes of rodents; when she and others had to subsist on cold spider webs and dead mealy bugs.  Where in the charter of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa did it say that preference would be given any one species?  A nice feeder filled with high fructose sugars would placate her thought the Face of Everyman.

the Face of Everyman was from the school of Cinema Verite.  When the Raptor attempted to kill the innocent guest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa it was only fair that the few frames showing the victims feathers wafting to the ground be forever memorialized in this blog.

The Reverend Farnsworth had been chosen to speak at a ceremony Monday at noon.  The entire village and all guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would gather.  The good reverend spent most of Saturday morning practicing his moves. the Face of Everyman alerted the grounds crew to double their trash pick up efforts.  All community service parolees were conscripted.  The grounds remained immaculate.