Because of a clerical error the utility bill payments for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were not credited to their account.  the Face of Everyman tried to negotiate an audit and payment schedule but his actions failed.  Without natural gas and electricity guests resorted to solar heating where possible.  Sunning spots went at premium prices.IMG_0142 (2)


Cranston had an elevated sense of self-esteem; everywhere he went in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he struck a pose.  the Face of Everyman would assess the value of each as to: a) gravitas, b) heroism, c) leadership and so on.  Those with the highest scores would be saved; later to be cast in bronze should Cranston ever amount to anything.IMG_0296 (2)


It was NFL Sunday and Rocky had his game face on.  It didn’t matter that no team wore black and white exclusively he just wanted to be part of the vast throng entering the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa sports arena.  the Face of Everyman was pleased.  Such a large turnout showed spirit and good receipts. IMG_0508 (2)

Spring Follies

the Face of Everyman was trying to put together a Barber Shop Quartet as the closing act of his Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Spring Follies.  It was more difficult than he thought.  It was like herding a bunch of Cats.  They couldn’t get the harmony right on the most simple songs like: Frere Jacques or Twinkle twinkle little star.  The show opened in two weeks and was SRO already.

The Kid

There wasn’t much fight left in “The Kid” yet he had found his way home to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Even that much seemed a miracle.  He had lost bits of himself in every encounter.  the Face of Everyman would supervise his physical therapy on the long road to full recovery.  Modern 3D printers would fabricate the body parts he needed to be made whole.

Mating plumage

Wesley felt a bit self-conscience a first.  The new barber shop along the posh arcade entering the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa charged a lot for a simple dye job to enhance mating plumage before the season opening; but he felt that he was mature enough to carry it off.  “Well”, said the Face of Everyman, “if you’re feeling mature and responsible, let me set you up with a Family Insurance policy.  You can pay your first premium with your tax return.”