Flooding

Heavy rains accompanied by high winds had battered and flooded this remote sanctuary on the Pacific flyway.  The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa called in their Public Works engineer to survey the damage.  He wasn’t much help.  He did offer a flotation device to keep the Face of Everyman’s head above water until the flooding subsided.  He then left for his day job: bicycle and wheelchair mechanic at the senior center.IMG_0020 (2)

Worry

With so many new arrivals to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what quarantine measures should be put in place.  The clinic was already swamped with kids needing their shots before school started.  Hopefully none of his songbirds had been to China during school break.  Avian Flu was next on his worry list.IMG_0286 (2)

Parade

Algernon had found the perfect spot to view the parade as it passed thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Unfortunately the surface was slippery and unsafe.  the face of Everyman made a mental note to put crime scene tape up there soon.IMG_0369 (2)

Horoscopes

With the New Year approaching folks in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had an eye on the future.  Concerned clients wanted a new horoscope cast for the year 2020.   With the number of requests he had been receiving the Face of Everyman was glad that he had given up using fresh chicken entrails.  The alignment of the stars offered a much cleaner and more readable casting. IMG_0391 (2)

Solar

Because of a clerical error the utility bill payments for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were not credited to their account.  the Face of Everyman tried to negotiate an audit and payment schedule but his actions failed.  Without natural gas and electricity guests resorted to solar heating where possible.  Sunning spots went at premium prices.IMG_0142 (2)

Posturing

Cranston had an elevated sense of self-esteem; everywhere he went in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he struck a pose.  the Face of Everyman would assess the value of each as to: a) gravitas, b) heroism, c) leadership and so on.  Those with the highest scores would be saved; later to be cast in bronze should Cranston ever amount to anything.IMG_0296 (2)

Football

It was NFL Sunday and Rocky had his game face on.  It didn’t matter that no team wore black and white exclusively he just wanted to be part of the vast throng entering the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa sports arena.  the Face of Everyman was pleased.  Such a large turnout showed spirit and good receipts. IMG_0508 (2)

Spring Follies

the Face of Everyman was trying to put together a Barber Shop Quartet as the closing act of his Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Spring Follies.  It was more difficult than he thought.  It was like herding a bunch of Cats.  They couldn’t get the harmony right on the most simple songs like: Frere Jacques or Twinkle twinkle little star.  The show opened in two weeks and was SRO already.

The Kid

There wasn’t much fight left in “The Kid” yet he had found his way home to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Even that much seemed a miracle.  He had lost bits of himself in every encounter.  the Face of Everyman would supervise his physical therapy on the long road to full recovery.  Modern 3D printers would fabricate the body parts he needed to be made whole.