Shy Guy

Jango had always been a bit of a scalawag; but, when two young lovelies started to chat him up at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he became shy and tongue tied. the Face of Everyman hoped that he could stay awake long enough to see what happened.

Bit-coin Scam

Johnny Dark Eyes was back at his old haunts in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This time he was trying to work his Bit-coin scam on the Face of Everyman. Luckily for the venerable sage he had just finished a correspondence course on Crypto Currencies and could fend off the glib words of this fast talking salesman.

Online Dating

Radcliffe always bought the premium package when it came to the online dating site. Glamor shots brought higher attention to his profile. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided the perfect backdrop. the Face of Everyman lent a certain gravitas.

Proposal

Lester had rehearsed his proposal a hundred times; yet, he was tongue tied when the moment arrived. It was a perfect setting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Elizabeth filled in the missing words and the Face of Everyman helped him overcome his stutter.

Sunlight

This time of year the Face of Everyman had trouble seeing any guest before 10 AM. He had forgotten to set his sundial ahead and now the bright Spring sun smote him in his eyes. Songbirds of color continued to check in to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Cape Disappointment

Emory suffered yet another disappointment when the Face of Everyman told him that Abigail had flown on to Canada with a flock of strong flyers. What had became of their dreams of raising a family in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? Next he learned that nesting rates had gone up 20% since last year.

Contacts

It was lil’ Lollypop that first discovered that the Face of Everyman had lost one of his contact lenses. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was without an eye clinic. What was the venerable sage to do? His blue eyes were his signature trade mark on TV interviews. He’d ask a Crow to perform the delicate task; but, he feared that they would take it; thinking it a bauble.

Triple A

This time of year the Face of Everyman was busy. Couples wanted engagement photos with the Spring of Eternal Giving as a back drop. The AAA rated the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as the best in romantic destinations by couples.