Rent

Once again Throckmorton attempted to pay the rent for his clan at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa with a glass bead found on the beach. the Face of Everyman refused to accept this mere bauble as coin of the realm.

School

Andrew was tall for his age. When the renown Montetorkie School of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa started to accept new pupils he was added to the second grade class. the face of Everyman felt sure that he would be a good fit.

Heroes

The Crows were upset. A juvenile raptor had tried to take plunder in their territory. One by one crows appeared and began a series of attacks to drive off this unwanted visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Finally after several glancing blows the youngster fled. the Face of Everyman praised their heroic efforts.

Photo Club Selection

The Photo Club jury selected this print submitted by the Face of Everyman as the most original. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would hang a copy in the lobby for thirty days. The venerable sage was pleased. His Mom would be proud.

Justice

The Cabana Huts at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had sustained considerable damage during a rampage. Roscoe had tried to maintain that it wasn’t him in the security camera footage; but the evidence was clear. The judge said that he could easily identify the plaintive by his distinctive mask, funny pointed ears and ringed tail. “Thirty days and costs!” the Face of Everyman was satisfied with the sentence.

Ninja

The neighbor pet, Ninja, was lured to the poisonous Euphorbia by it’s seductive smell. Replacement of these plants by more suitable landscape choices was in the next year’s budget proposed by the Face of Everyman. Management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was willing to move this line item to next week’s landscaping work schedule. Risk assessment pointed to decisive action.

Snow

A cruel blast of Arctic air dumped snow on the banana belt paradise of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Guests had a difficult time foraging for treats like French fries. the Face of Everyman started to ration everything. The “Drums of War” caused the grain markets to cease trading for several hours; as sure sign to the venerable sage that profiteering would soon begin.

Toughs

An angry gang of toughs formed behind Lester blocking him from the premium seed put out by the kindle ol’ pensioner. Sweet Georgia Sunflower seed was a top choice in his clan. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa rarely had enough in the budget to pay for such avian browse. the Face of Everyman pretended that there was nothing wrong with pigeons that asserted themselves; occasionally.

Show Biz

Many big named vaudevillian acts had started on this very stage. But, today Lenny and Penny weren’t sure that they were cut out for show biz. About every other joke bombed. Luckily the Face of Everyman assured them that their old job at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa gift shop was still open; should they want to come back.