Scavengers

Party differences were temporarily laid aside as Pigeons and Crows tried to get as much food as possible. the Face of Everyman anguished over the high costs incurred by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in feeding these scavengers who had dumpsters they could feed from. There seemed no justice.

Attack

Barney attacked the waterlogged leaf with bone shattering ferocity. His cries of triumph awoke the whole of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Poor, the Face of Everyman, returned to fitful sleep and troubling dreams.

Pineapple Clippers

It looked like an ordinary morning at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. And yet, storm warnings had been called for gale force winds and coastal flooding as the first of three Pineapple Clippers was about to roar thru. the Face of Everyman had assembled his scuba gear; ready for any eventuality.

Dinner Date

Bennie had waited weeks before asking Priscilla out on a date. What could be more perfect than Thanksgiving leftovers at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa: seeds, nuts and fruit in bite sized portions lightly soaked in rain water? the Face of Everyman could tell that Priscilla was pleased. The venerable saga had a new fondness for rodents.

Parade

Mullard was up early. the face of Everyman had promised that the Macy’s Day Parade would be aired on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Jumbotron. His favorite balloon was Snoopy.

Fly-by

Sonny was bored. Fly-byes of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security cameras seemed like sport. the Face of Everyman tried not to duck with each fly over; no need to encourage such behavior.

Homeless

the Face of Everyman thought it was shocking that so many homeless children were roaming the streets of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa at all hours of the day or night. What could be done?

Antlers

Arnold was back for his weekly visit with the Face of Everyman. No where in the whole of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was there an animal so insecure as Arnold. He sought reassurance that his antlers had grown. The venerable sage was reluctant to admit the truth: Major pieces had broken off and the poor boy had even less to be proud of this week.

Faux Fur

Frederick was proud of his new faux ermine coat. It was the first of its kind in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was curious. “Why didn’t you get the one in mink?”