Legendary

Was this the mysterious Gang of Seven? Their reputation for armed robbery of luxury hotels and small town banks was legendary. the Face of Everyman didn’t know whether to “comp” them or “drop a dime”. The future of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hung on his decision.

Obstreperous

Hummers always seemed to want to challenge something. New arrivals to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa usually were is awe of the Spring of Eternal Giving, but not this visitor. the Face of Everyman usually had to explain how we all benefited from her presence.

Insects?

They were back. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa held some strange fascination for these three despite the fact that there was almost nothing for them to feed on. the face of Everyman again suggested that the nearby meadow should be a source of fresh fat insects.

Klieg Lights

Boots got her comeuppance when she tried the short cut through the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Security cameras and klieg lights tracked her every move. the Face of Everyman tried to sleep through the incident but without success.

Discrete

Few guests knew that the Face of Everyman had an “understanding” with the kindly ‘ol pensioner that quarterly he could under go exfoliation treatments to preserve his youthful appearance. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was renown for being very, very discrete.

Phantom

To little Jimmy this creature alighting was evil, and surely a sign of death. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had it’s share of unworldly figures but this one was hard to beat. Nearby Exeter castle was the source of rumors about this phantom. the Face of Everyman liked to keep the idea alive by resurrecting this image when there were no others around to witness his long running joke.

Berry Shop

the Face of Everyman could see disappointment written on the faces of these two weary travelers when they learned that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s only Berry Shop didn’t open until the weekend. He suggested that they visit the nearby meadows for a few emerging insects.

Medical Review

Bradley was instructed by his doctors to wade thru water to strengthen his bone structure. To the face of Everyman this seemed strange. He appealed to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Medical Board for a review of this therapy. Turns out; the entire board was in Mexico. April was his best hope for a review.