On the first of every month Riley routinely came to the Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa to discuss food options and seasonal ingredients to be added to the buffet. the Face of Everyman wasn’t at liberty to discuss the food budget as it was tailored to seed eating songbirds not omnivore behemoths.
Slime-ball was withering under the unwavering glare of Miss Rowena. She wasn’t about to bathe with this jerk around. She would appeal to the Face of Everyman except that he never did what was expected of his managerial position. She might suggest that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa recruit a new leader. “A new broom sweeps clean.” Mom used to say.
Each full moon the Face of Everyman called in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bird count. He was especially pleased to report a reduction in numbers of two pigeon. Alas, he knew that these scavengers would always remain a thorn in his side.
The food fight in the school cafeteria had left bread crumbs scattered everywhere. Salome wasn’t happy about eating leftovers but she knew that anything offered by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was better than what she had at home in fridge. the Face of Everyman continued to nap while Salome muttered her dissatisfaction about everything.
The Mistress of the manor house high above the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was being feted for her birthday. A group of the Plus Sized Ladies were invited to share in the celebrations. the Face of Everyman asked that they graze until it was time to cut the cake.
the Face of Everyman often disparaged the ebullience of youth. Seen above, these Robins are finding true joy in bathing in the world renown waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage wouldn’t mind so much if they didn’t splash water into his eyes.
The most ungrateful among the guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were the behemoths. the face of Everyman noted that they complained about the food after they had licked up the most. It mattered not one iota that the food was not meant for them.
Elizabeth returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa early to check on her stimulus check and to pick up her laptop for home schooling this new semester. the Face of Everyman was pleased to see her actually; his ad on Craig’s List for teachers had produced no candidates. He felt compelled to remind her about the potency of Long Island Teas.
The choir was decimated by the Avian Flu with the exception of Mullard whose rich baritone voice enveloped the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Today’s abbreviated service concluded with a rousing “Onward Christian Soldiers”. Memories of his homeless days brought a tear to the eye of the Face of Everyman.
Digby offers encouragement to his new friend, Clarence. The thermo-pools of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa take the damp chill off the Winter’s morning. the Face of Everyman welcomed the warm water facial.
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