Every now and then even in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa nerves snapped. the Face of Everyman had been assembling a play list of soothing music; unfortunately the ASCAP lawyers had been calling him all day threatening suit. It seems that even “Happy Birthday” and the “Hand Washing” song had license fees attached. A dark Winter lay ahead.
Chatter Box stopped by to wish the Face of Everyman a Happy Holiday. This time of year at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa folks volunteered for committees. So many had come forth already that the only spot open for Chatter Box was on the avalanche rescue team.
Kyle placed the bright bits of glass where the Face of Everyman could evaluate their worth. Were they a gift? Or a bribe? It turned out that Kyle wanted to buy PPE for all those who nested at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa serves a variety of needs. Seen above a neighborhood cat is walking off the big Thanksgiving meal served by the charity founded by the Face of Everyman.
The classroom got eerily quiet when the 3rd grade teacher at the Montetorkie school asked her class “What were they most thankful for this Thanksgiving?” Even the Face of Everyman had difficulty arriving at an answer. Maybe it was just that he lived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Using his ability at mind-thought transference he planted that idea in the minds of the class. Then the bell rang. “Class dismissed.”
With hours and hours of free time on his hands, Cheeky brought back his favorite game: beat the shutter. He would jump in front of the security camera and expect that the high speed shutter wouldn’t get an image. the face of Everyman kept score. Cheeky was still champion high scorer of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Sportsman Club.
Tula’ the manor house cat at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was in high demand as a wildlife model. While the Face of Everyman had not heard of such a thing, he, nonetheless, accepted the modest honorarium offered by her press agent.
For months secret Jet Pack tests had been conducted by the Face of Everyman. The pre-dawn hours at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were ideal. Few spectators even realized the import of these tests to National Security.
Johnny Dark Eyes was out of county lockup courtesy of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa penal system’s annual holiday clemency release program. the Face of Everyman always feared the worst; and sure enough . . . Johnny started pushing a new pyramid scheme: Christmas Tree Futures.
Battle lines were clearly drawn here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman regretted distributing the good stuff this early in the day. Waiting for the lunch crowd to assemble would have been a much better idea; less conflict.
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