Olympia always thought that she and her sister Natacha were Russian royalty. the Face of Everyman was pretty sure that the Tsar was not a backyard dove. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa attracted all kinds of weird folks.
Identity?
Case Study
At the urging of the Face of Everyman the Security Team opened a new dossier on Earl the Sea Gull who had discovered the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa.
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Despite his strange plumage Skyler was sure that he could make new friends at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had an enviable record of judging a book by its cover.
Death From Above
Terence practiced his famous kill strike. He’d be ready for the next Sea Gull who tried to steal his food. the Face of Everyman wondered what the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was becoming.
Alarm
Gusts of blustery winds caused Orville to miss judge his landing site. He was nearly this year’s first drowning at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was nearly in shock, Corporate didn’t need the bad publicity.
Forage
Pogo was a day late and a dollar short. The Crows, Pigeons, and Opossum had all been here before him and cleaned his plate. He would just have to root for his supper in the vast forests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought it only fitting that wild animals should be allowed to be animals.
Surprise
Blizzard?
Heavy fog impeded Henrietta from warning the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa of the impending blizzard. the Face of Everyman hoped that the pond heater worked; his foul weather clothing was still packed away.
Safe
the Face of Everyman never tired of the automated voice saying:”Mind the Gap.” There were no recorded drownings in the past thirty days. There were none of record for the several months. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa proved to be safe for all.
Hunger
Elmore picked up the tray to take home; he’d eat it latter. One of the Seven Deadly Sins, Gluttony had cursed him. the Face of Everyman knew of no cure except death. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was unprepared for such events.
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