The secondary security camera caught Penelope as she turned towards the distant sound of a coyote calling it’s mate. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a sanctuary but perhaps large predators were unaware of such niceties. the Face of Everyman had done an exemplary job informing members of the food chain which sources of protein were off limits. By and large his efforts were successful; but, raptors still preyed on pigeons and coyotes on cats. C’est la guerre.
Bailiff
Bosworth knew that as soon as he’d gained the prominence of the high office of Bailiff of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa some young punk would come along and try to unseat him. the Face of Everyman kept a tally; rarely did any of them last a week. After all, the perch was precarious and pay abysmal.
European Menace
The visitor held something in his mouth in an attempt to disguise his thick European accent but the Face of Everyman was not to be fooled by this villainous character. Tho’ he acted nonchalant, this demon from Hell was not welcome at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage ignored the menace until he flew off. Gone now; but would return in vast hordes sometime soon.
Twist and Shout
Little Wilbur wasn’t sure he believed the Face of Everyman’s explanation as to how he ended up askew. It went something like this: while leading a group of Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa guests in a joyous sing a long, at the part where you do “Twist and Shout”; the venerable sage avers that he did twist and indeed shout: “Ouch!”
Tryouts
The coming of Spring meant Field & Track competitions would soon begin at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is Rusty going for his best in the Hop, Skip and Jump tryouts. the Face of Everyman often resented being the landing spot at the end of early attempts.
Pacific Flyway DST
After a week’s trial of Daylight Savings Time a decision was to be made wither to remain on this artificial setting or not. The Council of Four that over saw certain aspects of life at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa held a voice vote. the Face of Everyman broke the tie.
Pop Inspections
Frequent unannounced inspections by Tula the autocratic cat from the manor house situated high above the Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa kept the security forces alert and on their toes. the Face of Everyman showed this aging animal great deference; after all, she wielded far more power than he.
Drones
Things have changed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Management has introduced drone security. Wealthy parents can now let their children frolic safely under the watchful eye of a team of security agents with the so called “eye in the sky” state of the art drone. the Face of Everyman saw that such spending by guests was becoming the new norm. What next? Robot nannies?
Big Kids
The regulations at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were often both vague and ambiguous. When the Plus Sized kids came to play the Face of Everyman was reluctant to enforce the height restrictions. He would, instead, ask only that they watch where they were stepping.
Data Breach
A recent data breach at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Casino left everyone a bit uneasy. the Face of Everyman tried to maintain an air of calm; assuring all that things were being looked into. He quietly put a freeze on all seventeen of his accounts; then took a much needed nap.
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