Apples

Big Guy followed a Doe and two fawns into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but soon lost interest when he smelled over-ripe apples. the Face of Everyman reckoned that Fall was the best season for these big beasts. He lost count of how many points this guy displayed.

Predator

Every klaxon and siren went off simultaneously in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A four-legged predator was dangerously close to the boundaries. the Face of Everyman gave the order to shelter in place

Vote

POGO returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to register to vote. Alas, he had no proof of citizenship. He explained to the Face of Everyman that his family had been here since the Ice Age. The venerable sage was not swayed by his preposterous argument.

Spikes

Spikey walked out of the underbrush of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He paraded his new spikes before the judgmental eyes of the Face of Everyman who had seen about everything. The venerable sage tried to exhibit enthusiasm.

Supermoon Eclipse

the Face of Everyman napped. He needed to be ready to observe tonight’s partial lunar eclipse from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Full Harvest Supermoon Partial Eclipse occurred at 7:17 PM PST. It would last only a few minutes with the Moon full at 7:34 PM PST. He needed to be present and sharp.

Contempt

Singles Men’s Swim was a popular event at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa until politics got in the way of Male Bonding. the Face of Everyman tried to interject a neutral topic but to no avail. Silent contempt was wherever one turned.

Superstitions

It all started when they decided to investigate superstitions: Three on a match, Friday the 13th, Black Cats, Walk under a ladder, Step on a crack … Where to start? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t lend itself to strict laboratory investigatory procedures. They’d ask the Face of Everyman after his nap.