Fugitive

This fugitive from justice was an annual visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman planned to hang this photo in the post office as part of the Ten Most Wanted. The venerable sage “dropped a dime” on this guy to the local FBI field office.

Parasites

The venerable sage awoke to find himself surrounded by a cluster of the dreaded parasite birds. No nest was safe from these unscrupulous demons. the Face of Everyman noted in his log the year by year increase of these birds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He lit a votive candle for the songbird Mothers who would lose their offspring this season to the murderous tactics of these monsters.

Parasite

If there was anybody that could spoil a nice sunny day it was the sight of this parasite seeking to lay their eggs in the nest of some unsuspecting guest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman shuddered to think of the lost lives of songbirds due to this predator.

Retirement

Bradley was ready to retire and put down roots. No more following herds across the plains and meadows. He approached the Face of Everyman for advice about long term leases in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Well, there were one or two time shares the venerable sage could offer but nothing too permanent. Bradley feigned interest and later checked Craig’s List.

Gangsta

A notorious pair, Bonnie and Clyde, stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, to upgrade their wanted poster photos. the Face of Everyman was more than happy to oblige. There was a bit of the gangsta in the venerable sage.

Brood Parasite

the Face of Everyman tried to pretend that he was asleep; but that wouldn’t work with this guy. He was insistent that he see the guest register for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage knew his game: lay eggs in the nest of others. He and his Lady would enjoy Spring time fun while others did the heavy lifting of parenthood.

Evil Doings

The world seemed full of evil these dark days of the Avian Flu. Seen above are two notorious villains who visit the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Their control over the natural order of things suggests to the Face of Everyman that these infamous birds have caused the Spring of Eternal Giving to stop flowing. Will his mind be strong enough to counter their evil?

Tableau Vivant

The Reverend Robin chases off the personification of Evil in this Tableau_Vivant being performed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman always sought honesty in his still life portrayals. The EMTs were called when the Cow Bird collapsed from holding that position. The venerable sage searched Craig’s List for a suitable perch.