Little Benji was confident that he knew everything he needed to know to become a successful adult. After all, he had read that charming book: “All I Really Need to Know . . .” From: Share to Look; all sixteen points were easy to remember and apply in daily life. That is, until his first encounter with The Spring of Eternal Giving. Despite the total surprise at being given a morning greeting by talking water; he recovered quickly and responded courteously. Such harmony is frequent in the bucolic Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman looked pleased.
Scallywags had slipped through the impenetrable barrier surrounding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Top security forces were called to the scene. Profilers examined every frame of footage for clues to the intent of the perpetrators. the Face of Everyman was subject to intense interrogation. He was a rock; he never cracked and maintains his innocence to this day. The case was closed before guests appeared poolside for their morning dip. The lead investigator noticed the wildflowers in the beak of the art piece. She deemed an offering; a symbol of peace. The kindly ol’ pensioner was pleased with the quick results. An air of calm returned to that bucolic setting.