Montetorkie School

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Elizabeth returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa early to check on her stimulus check and to pick up her laptop for home schooling this new semester. the Face of Everyman was pleased to see her actually; his ad on Craig’s List for teachers had produced no candidates. He felt compelled to remind her about the potency of Long Island Teas.

Mail Call

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Elizabeth stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to check on her mail. the Face of Everyman was pleased to see her. He reminded Elizabeth that the Montetorkie School may open in March. “Bring a mask.” he added.

Mosquitoes

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Elizabeth was fit to be tied; some fool Mosquito Control Officer had dumped thuringiensis bits into her drinking water. As her ire increased, everyone tried to look away. the Face of Everyman was quick to blame safety policies put in place by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Check?

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Elizabeth was back to protest the opening of the Montetorkie School for full-time students of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She wanted her stimulus check as well. the Face of Everyman tried to assure her that there was no check and that management would continue to with hold her payroll taxes. A Long Island Iced Tea might soothe her rage.

Fake News

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Elizabeth returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to prepare her classroom for the up coming school year. Little Ms Henny Penny was her new teaching assistant. “Good Grief”, thought the Face of Everyman, “Let’s hope we don’t start hearing fake news that sky is falling”.

Glamour Shots

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the face of Everyman was offering free glamour shots for Montetorkie School grads with a 4.0 GPA. Temperance had her hair styled just before commencement. Boys posed with a Frisbee or Lacrosse stick. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wasn’t sure that there would be a Fall semester. One best get their photo before Summer lock down.

Largess

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Elizabeth stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to check her mail. She was most pleased to find her stimulus check, state unemployment check, federal unemployment check and the prepaid debit card. “Wow!”, that’s more than a years teaching wages at the Montetorkie school. the Face of Everyman shuddered, yet opened the Lounge an hour early to accommodate returning guests and old employees. He had a keen eye for profit.

Real Thirst

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Elizabeth could hardly wait for classes at the Montetorkie school to be over.  By sundown today she will have given report cards to all of her students and cleaned out her desk.  There was a popular new bar tender at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Lounge. Perhaps Rob will join her for a few Long Island Iced Teas.  the Face of Everyman hoped that the Rum Runners shipment of booze showed up soon.  Elizabeth always drank as though she had a real thirst to quench.

Declined

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Jonah was fit to be tied.  The honey moon suite at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was undergoing renovation.  Their luggage was misrouted to Denver and his Platinum Card was declined.  the Face of Everyman completely understood that level of exasperation. He offered the newly weds three nights in a small AirB&B, complements of one of his vast holding companies.