Crawdads

The First of August brought open season on Crawdads at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Seen above, in grainy infrared security footage, is Rocky performing the ritual cleansing of his food before devouring the succulent crustacean.  the Face of Everyman hoped that the ebbing tide would take the dismembered body parts off into deeper waters.

Iris Scan

Once again, despite the grainy image, security forces were able to get a iris scan for a positive ID of Rocky searching the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  The Koi were safely in an aquarium behind the bar in the Lounge.  the Face of Everyman seen peacefully sleeping, had made to it his goal that anyone with such unacceptable behavior was not allowed to enter.  “R” would have to wait for Crawdad season to open on the first day of Spring.

Roscoe

For months Roscoe had planned a daring daylight raid on a clandestine Crawdad mill hidden somewhere on the vast grounds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  It was meant to be a hit and run operation but somehow he got into a deep philosophical discussion with the Face of Everyman over the nutritional merits of crayfish over the common garden slug.  Poor Roscoe, he returned home empty handed and had to be satisfied with dumpster diving for someones discarded dried figs.