Baby Huey

Johnny Dark Eyes was released from two weeks quarantine and incarceration at the village pet store.  He returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to discover he was the proud father of a Brown Headed Cow Bird.   the Face of Everyman suggested that J join a local support group on the “Love, Care and Feeding of Parasitic Foster Hatchlings”.  As a typical rogue and scofflaw he approached parenting head on …  “Boy could Baby Huey put away the chow!”


Johnny Dark Eyes remained free while on appeal.  He had told the Judge that he was a member of the Arctic Club and was to appear in several frigid water swimming events at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  At liberty for the moment Johnny was terrified of the chilling water.  The Judge was to witness one event but Johnny was paralyzed with fear.  That is, until the Face of Everyman whispered, “Not to worry.  The pool is heated.” “Jump!”