House Sparrow

Murphy had to check out the myth of freshwater pearls. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s most often recounted tall tale. the Face of Everyman wished he had a nickel for every sucker who fell for it.

The cries for help seemed to come from everywhere. the Face of Everyman was powerless to act. Drownings are rare in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Venerable Sage entered the incident in the Logbook. What more could he do?

It seems that tail walking had become the new sport in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wished that he felt better; he’d show them a thing or two.

the Face of Everyman was surprised that so few show up to march in the annual Veteran’s Day Parade in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Maybe next year there would be more.

This group of scholars are trying to answer the age-old question: How many Angels can stand on the head of a pin? the Face of Everyman hadn’t a clue. Nor did anyone else in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Identifying a bird correctly takes a certain skill set. This bird’s plumage is uncertain. Even the Face of Everyman had to ask. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa draw all sorts.

It was Free Swim Day. Everybody just swarmed in and got wet. the Face of Everyman regarded this as one of the few free things in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Mom! Jerry is spitting into the pond!, cried the sibling. And so it goes in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was shocked.

Horace and Greenwald could remember when the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was pristine; now flotsam and jetsam seemed everywhere. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that it was those nasty Crows. His words seemed empty and apologetic.