Field Trials

TULA, guardian of the manor house, returned from Miss Thistlewaite’s obedience school for elderly cats.  She immediately forgot ever skill that she had acquired except one: Pointing.  As a “practical joke”  the Face of Everyman signed Tula up for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Sportsmen Club field trials.  No one was more surprised than her mistress when Tula was awarded a second prize and ribbon.  She could of easily taken the First from the English Setter and Labrador Retriever, but she was weak in flushing game and retrieving.

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Tail

Security forces cordoned off the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to prevent unauthorized photos of Tula’ the cat, from being used to confirm or deny the ugly rumor that her visit to a private clinic last week was for the purpose of having her tail straightened.   In the end it was all for naught.  A small boy, a guest perhaps, slipped through the net and took the above photo on a Brownie Box camera purchased on eBay.  the Face of Everyman, caught unawares, wished that he had had time to pose.  After all, his face was truly his fortune.