Three couples had signed-up for the square dance class; more like six dim blubs. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa prided itself on activities. the Face of Everyman made his calls clearly; but, to no avail.
A day after the Pigeon Census Report was submitted, the Flock arrived. Now perhaps ten or eleven pigeons were alive and well. The annual budget for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would surely suffer with the under count but over supply of voracious birds. A conundrum for theFace of Everyman.
the Face of Everyman couldn’t remember the last time that he’d filed a Pigeon Census Report; no one had questioned the blank months. Maybe the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was no longer relevant.
Word of the Avian Flu outbreak spread like wildfire throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman asked that a moment of silence be held to remember those lost to this virulent disease.
The truce lasted just long enough for everybody to finish his breakfast. The morning buffet at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was too good to waste. the Face of Everyman was pleased at this newfound era of cooperation.
There was a moment of silence as all those present at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa thanked the Goddess for the largesse they were about to consume. the Face of Everyman felt left out of such tribute as he was the true source of the gift.
There were certain rules to follow when submitting a passport photo. the Face of Everyman was assiduous. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was the only photo studio for miles around and held an exclusive contract with the U. S. State Department.
In his efforts to harness nuclear energy the Face of Everyman nearly blew the place up. Luckily the dumb pigeons never noticed, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa remained safe. For now.
More and more the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa became the site for destination weddings. Seen here a couple take their vows with the Face of Everyman and the village clerk looking on.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was open to all; except when you were shunned by your own kind. the Face of Everyman never interfered in such matters.