Then one day a curious thing happened, a Pigeon appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It had been so long since one had been seen that the Face of Everyman couldn’t believe his eyes. He made an immediate pigeon census report.
Once again, the Face of Everyman was reminded of his failures in genetics. Beneath the surface of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in his secret underground lab. where he attempted to create a truly white pigeon. Now, the whole world could see his failure.
Three couples had signed-up for the square dance class; more like six dim blubs. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa prided itself on activities. the Face of Everyman made his calls clearly; but, to no avail.
A day after the Pigeon Census Report was submitted, the Flock arrived. Now perhaps ten or eleven pigeons were alive and well. The annual budget for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would surely suffer with the under count but over supply of voracious birds. A conundrum for theFace of Everyman.
the Face of Everyman couldn’t remember the last time that he’d filed a Pigeon Census Report; no one had questioned the blank months. Maybe the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was no longer relevant.
Word of the Avian Flu outbreak spread like wildfire throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman asked that a moment of silence be held to remember those lost to this virulent disease.
The truce lasted just long enough for everybody to finish his breakfast. The morning buffet at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was too good to waste. the Face of Everyman was pleased at this newfound era of cooperation.
There was a moment of silence as all those present at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa thanked the Goddess for the largesse they were about to consume. the Face of Everyman felt left out of such tribute as he was the true source of the gift.
There were certain rules to follow when submitting a passport photo. the Face of Everyman was assiduous. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was the only photo studio for miles around and held an exclusive contract with the U. S. State Department.