With all the turmoil in his private life the Face of Everyman had forgotten about the monthly Pigeon census. There was still time to submit the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa report. Nothing like talons in your face to cause instant recall.
Luther knew that he was somehow different. The others seemed to accept him while in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but they still whispered a lot. the face of Everyman was forced to live with this his first attempt at gene splicing. Looks like it went horribly wrong.
Falstaff knew that others were waiting but he didn’t care. This seemed the return of pigeon week to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman resigned himself to a flock of pigeons who were always on spring break. Rude and obnoxious.
McElroy never knew how to address that weirdly marked white pigeon. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa welcomed all comers. the Face of Everyman had received a charter for a new chapter of the LBGTQ + community. It looks like the word is out.
News of the Wright Bros. success at Kitty Hawk, NC finally reached the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It had curious consequences as noted by the Face of Everyman.
The contestants practiced on dry land before they auditioned for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa synchronized swimming event. the face of Everyman hoped that he had some Olympic material here.
The krewe assembled early for the ride on the floats in this year’s Marti Gras celebration at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman worried that he’d never get this mess cleaned up before Easter. krewe Morpheus was assigned the task. “In your dreams.” was their motto.
At the end of the day there was little left for the pigeons except the sweepings from the kitchen of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was pleased. Orts were good enough for that crowd.
Arabella and Imogen stood helpless as the Crow Clan gorged themselves on the best peanuts the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had to offer. the Face of Everyman would say that life wasn’t fair. And he knew a thing or two.