Census

With all the turmoil in his private life the Face of Everyman had forgotten about the monthly Pigeon census. There was still time to submit the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa report. Nothing like talons in your face to cause instant recall.

Genes

Luther knew that he was somehow different. The others seemed to accept him while in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but they still whispered a lot. the face of Everyman was forced to live with this his first attempt at gene splicing. Looks like it went horribly wrong.

Spring Break

Falstaff knew that others were waiting but he didn’t care. This seemed the return of pigeon week to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman resigned himself to a flock of pigeons who were always on spring break. Rude and obnoxious.

Marti Gras

The krewe assembled early for the ride on the floats in this year’s Marti Gras celebration at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman worried that he’d never get this mess cleaned up before Easter. krewe Morpheus was assigned the task. “In your dreams.” was their motto.

Orts

At the end of the day there was little left for the pigeons except the sweepings from the kitchen of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was pleased. Orts were good enough for that crowd.