The bus from the orphanage dropped little Timmy off early at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Today was Origami Crafts Day and each fledgling was to make a gift to give on Father’s Day.  the Face of Everyman immediately saw the faux pas and asked Timmy if he would make a Crane for him to replace one lost in a storm.  Of course, the venerable sage was almost effusive in gratitude for the gift.  Timmy had a good day and lunch was special.  He had never had a PB&J sandwich.

Colorful Guest

Cranston booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for the weekend.  It would give the ladies a chance to catch up and insure that they all went to the same feeding and nesting area.  Always thinking of business opportunities the Face of Everyman opened the bar early; surely as colorful a guest as Cranston would draw nice crowd.


Vintage footage from the security cameras at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa helped identify this migrant.  His passage had gone unrecorded yesterday during annual maintenance when the cameras had been set to standby.  Inasmuch as the Face of Everyman was napping; he could offer little to aid the FBI sketch artists as they tried to construct a likeness from conflicting descriptions given by two casual onlookers.


Off-term elections were becoming the new norm at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  A seat on the Arts Commission urgently needed to be filled.  Funston called a press conference to announce his “hat in the ring”.   His comportment was almost presidential.  F’s choice of the Face of Everyman as the venue was not lost on members of the Fourth estate.