The nearby village had removed its wartime statuary, which left the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as the only place to befoul. the Face of Everyman resented that distinction.
Statuary
Birthing Season
It is birthing season in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Prospective mothers look for safe and secure places to give birth. the Face of Everyman tried not to offer free advice.
Rare Guest
Billy-Bob noticed immediately that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered little a bird of his fine tastes would enjoy. He admonished the Face of Everyman for the lack cracked corn.
New Arrivals
With new arrivals daily the Face of Everyman was kept busy at the front desk of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Swan Lake Auditions
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Bated Breath
Mullard knew it was his parental duty to feed his young, but this morsel was too good to give to an infant. the Face of Everyman waited with bated breath to see the outcome of the ethical dilemma. Indeed, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a good place to raise a family.
Coins
Jake kept watch while Gladys dove for coins, enough for their breakfast at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was speechless.
Prayer
the Face of Everyman wasn’t much on prayer, he being basalt and all, but even here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he muttered a few words. It didn’t hurt. Right?
Bugs?
This little guy agreed to build a nest if there were enough bugs in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to support a growing family. the Face of Everyman couldn’t promise anything as most of the guest ate bugs too.
Chat
Today the Flock did not gather for one of Father Robin’s sermons at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Instead, the morning was spent in a quiet chat with the Face of Everyman.
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