Migration

With Fall migration in full swing a rare bird stops by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for deep drink of the healing waters. the face of Everyman always welcomed birds of bright colors to his vast estate.

Shut Down

The Crows tried to pretend that they were not disappointed in the fact the Free Lunch Program in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed to have ended. Was this the government shut down that they had heard so much about? No. But the Face of Everyman made no effort to enlighten them.

Tagged

Alas, poor Ambrose had been tagged as part of a research project in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Researchers like the venerable sage wanted to know more about the native deer. the Face of Everyman insisted that no deer had been injured in the taking of this photo. Insulted maybe, but not injured.

Destruction

Big Boy, the detective sent to examine the destruction to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, noted that the scene had the handiwork of the Bergdorf twins written all over it. the Face of Everyman couldn’t have agreed more. Those pesky raccoons must be held accountable.

Joy

Grainy images disclosed a return of the local Opussum to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The intruder expressing joy at the newly overturned soil; the work of the grounds staff. the Face of Everyman was gratified to know that at least one soul was pleased.

Luxury

Chatsworth had spent all of the go-fund-me monies on luxury items and now there no money for an operation to correct his right ankle, a birth defect. The clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was heralded to be the ideal site for this groundbreaking operation. the Face of Everyman could not help but wonder if he shouldn’t have sold him that knock off Rolex.