Anger

Madd Max was back in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa with the same old belligerent attitude. the Face of Everyman suggested the name of a good therapist; but the little guy would hear none of it.

Fondue

Fondue was an instant success with the Crow Clan; they couldn’t get enough. They filled the vast dining room of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa each Friday night. the Face of Everyman was pleased and wondered why he hadn’t offered more international dishes. He mused over the possible introduction of Egg Foo Young.

Rent

Once again Throckmorton attempted to pay the rent for his clan at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa with a glass bead found on the beach. the Face of Everyman refused to accept this mere bauble as coin of the realm.

School

Andrew was tall for his age. When the renown Montetorkie School of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa started to accept new pupils he was added to the second grade class. the face of Everyman felt sure that he would be a good fit.

Heroes

The Crows were upset. A juvenile raptor had tried to take plunder in their territory. One by one crows appeared and began a series of attacks to drive off this unwanted visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Finally after several glancing blows the youngster fled. the Face of Everyman praised their heroic efforts.

Photo Club Selection

The Photo Club jury selected this print submitted by the Face of Everyman as the most original. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would hang a copy in the lobby for thirty days. The venerable sage was pleased. His Mom would be proud.

Justice

The Cabana Huts at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had sustained considerable damage during a rampage. Roscoe had tried to maintain that it wasn’t him in the security camera footage; but the evidence was clear. The judge said that he could easily identify the plaintive by his distinctive mask, funny pointed ears and ringed tail. “Thirty days and costs!” the Face of Everyman was satisfied with the sentence.

Ninja

The neighbor pet, Ninja, was lured to the poisonous Euphorbia by it’s seductive smell. Replacement of these plants by more suitable landscape choices was in the next year’s budget proposed by the Face of Everyman. Management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was willing to move this line item to next week’s landscaping work schedule. Risk assessment pointed to decisive action.

Snow

A cruel blast of Arctic air dumped snow on the banana belt paradise of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Guests had a difficult time foraging for treats like French fries. the Face of Everyman started to ration everything. The “Drums of War” caused the grain markets to cease trading for several hours; as sure sign to the venerable sage that profiteering would soon begin.