This time of year the Face of Everyman couldn’t be sure if that was food or nesting material in a bird’s beak. Now was the quiet time in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa: between fledglings departing and building a nest for the next brood. The venerable sage adopted a wait and see attitude.
As the Cat became fully mesmerized by the falling waters of the Spring of Perpetual Happiness it’s mind would come under the control of the Face of Everyman. Slowly the venerable sage suggested that the cat leave the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Somehow such hypnotic techniques were hit and miss.
Security forces never slept as long as off leash marauders roamed at will across the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was certain that this creature would return. A full set of facial recognition image algorithms were prepared.
Cheeky wanted to know more about the Face of Everyman’s plan for food and nutrition for the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seems that peanuts had been removed from column A on the menu and now appeared in the column labeled Market Price. Was that an error?
It sent shock waves through out the scientific community of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. While bathing in the pristine waters, the crown of a guest slipped from his head and formed a necklace. the Face of Everyman avowed that there had never been such a case before during his tenure. The venerable sage recommended corrective surgery as soon as his feathers were dry.
Brinkley was sure of it. Someone had moved the Cabana Huts. He prided himself on observing the small changes occurring at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thanked him for reporting the changes; but, wasn’t sure what to do with the information. Perhaps a nap would help sort out things.
Percival’s letter to the ACLU detailed how he was being persecuted by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His every action was being documented. His complaints to the Face of Everyman went unheeded and almost never acknowledged. Civil lawsuit was his last resort.
A local youth group at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa created a “Gleaners Club”. the Face of Everyman was never sure how much produce made it’s way to the FBRS Food Bank.
the Face of Everyman enjoyed going thru his old photo albums and selecting favorites. Above is Panther who has left a warm hearth to hunt in the December snow. Security forces of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa kept a sharp eye out for this black marauder.
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