Every once in a while, a visitor misses the rim of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman blamed the youthfulness of the guest. Aflutter of wings and all was well. Such is life in this vast resort.
Almost
Romance
Romance was popular this time of year in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Mable playfully pulls Bosco’s tail to gain attention. the Face of Everyman still didn’t like talons in his eyes.
Fly Tying
the Face of Everyman explained the fortune to be made in selling squirrel fur to a vast market of fly tying in the fishing industry. Cheeky wasn’t sure about having a partner since it was his fur. Besides, business in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed wrong. Wasn’t it?
Who? Indeed
Bambi announced that he was two days old already; and asked the venerable sage how old he might be. the Face of Everyman was shocked. “Who lets these people into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa?” he asked of nobody in particular.
Empty
Algernon needed no more proof than this empty tidal bowl: there was no God. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was dry and there were no Koi. the Face of Everyman taunted him.
Social Media
This youngster seems caught off guard when he realizes that he faces the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s security camera. the Face of Everyman assured him that the photo wouldn’t be found on social media.
Narcissus
Alas, as in ancient Greek mythology, Narcissus saw his reflection in the pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and was immediately smitten. “What a handsome Crow.” he was heard to say. “I will declare my undying love.” Poor old the Face of Everyman; it meant months of therapy for the young Crow. He wasn’t sure that he was up to the task.
Action
A file photo from a year ago illustrates the abundance of wildlife in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A Bambi frolicked and was captured in action. the Face of Everyman always liked these shots. He didn’t get out much these days.
Power Outage
Trespass
Oh! Oh! Mollie was caught. Trespass was charged. Second offense in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The mouthful of Butter Cups was proof enough. the Face of Everyman issued a stern warning.
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