Without skates, Barnaby was at a loss how to enjoy the ice at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to order skates in songbird sizes. His pond heater was due any day now.
Skates?
The Gap
the Face of Everyman felt that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa enjoyed a good safety record. He was especially pleased with himself for installing the automated voice that reminded folks to “Mind the Gap.”
Oblivious
Even with his years of experience the Face of Everyman braced himself for every drenching. The guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed oblivious to the pain and suffering he endured.
Snow?
The word had to be spread quickly. Henretta wanted everyone in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to know that snow was in the forecast. the Face of Everyman wasn’t so sure. It seemed too early for snow. He went back to sleep.
Fresh Kill
Politics
The Thanksgiving meal was going just great until Uncle Ned show up and started talking politics. the Face of Everyman sat back and watched the family dynamic unfold.
The Charlston
No one knows how this dance craze came to the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa; but The Charlston gave new life to the otherwise dull pigeons. the Face of Everyman had fond memories of the jazz age.
Flood
Natasha got flooded out and needed a dry place to roost. In advance of the storm, most roosts were already booked in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but, the Face of Everyman always had a few choice spots for good customers. She cooed her appreciation.
Popcorn
Over the years the Face of Everyman had estimated that the Crow Clan had lost about half of the popcorn that they scavenged. The rest befouled the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily the sludge from the filters kept the raccoons happy.
Timmy
As Lassie ran to fetch the village police Timmy slipped beneath the ice. Luckily, he was at the shallow end of the ice choked Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Within seconds he bobbed up and began to bathe. the Face of Everyman liked a story with a good ending.
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