Blind Mice?

Remember those three blind Mice that you heard about in day care? Well, they weren’t blind after all. According to the Face of Everyman those mice had been scamming guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for years. Security seldom stayed awake long enough to catch them.

Soon?

Marlene and her friends were in search of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Birthing Center which was rumored to be around here. Perhaps under the apple tree. She made a reservation with the Face of Everyman and resumed foraging till it was time.

Theft

The wishing well of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was often plundered by the likes of Prestwick who used it as a source of pocket change. the Face of Everyman was mortified to see such brazen behavior in broad daylight.

Chili

The bird seed was laced with chili pepper. Silvester was sorry after the first taste. What had the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa come to? the Face of Everyman was secretly pleased. Maybe the raccoons would forage somewhere else.

Closed

The poster child for cripples arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Clinc for his routine physical therapy. the Face of Everyman explained that the unit was closed till further notice due to lack of funds.

Body?

Bradshaw nearly feinted when he saw a cadaver beneath the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman assured him that it was no one he knew, and it would be removed Monday or Tuesday at the latest.