Tide You Over

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Loretta leaned in closely; she didn’t want everybody in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to know her business. She wanted the Face of Everyman to look around in the mail room. She hadn’t received her Covid Relief stimulus check. She was a single mother trying hard to raise twins. The venerable sage suggested she try his Payday Loan service; just to tide her over.

Endowment

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The news swept thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; a wealthy benefactress had endowed this bit of paradise with a year’s worth of quality seed. the Face of Everyman could not be happier. There would be enough to restart the school lunch program and the Cinco de Mayo festivities. That Golden Hand Shake began to come back into focus.

Bell the Cat

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the Face of Everyman smiled when he heard the melodious sounds of the ancient silver bell purloined from a Tibetan temple so many years ago. Now Magic with the bell around her neck intoned a secret prayer for every guest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Tula’

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Tula’, the manor house cat, parades before the camera, displaying her stub of a tail, a trademark of her breed from the wilds of the Asiatic-Pacific. the Face of Everyman had promised her mother that he would keep and eye on her and allow no harm to befall her in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Protocol

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Benchley was never sure of the protocol at such times as these. He needed a bath after a day of digging worms; but the little guy was here first. The social distancing rule was rigidly adhered to at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman couldn’t arbitrate this social impasse as he was sound asleep.

Ninja

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It wasn’t long before one of the new neighbors Ninja discovered the secret portal to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman used his telepathic skills to encourage the guest to return home. The venerable sage feared being inundated with Lost Dog flyers.

LGBTQ

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the Face of Everyman had been working on a new range of colors for the LGBTQ community at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above is Wayne demonstrating the new fast drying paints. The venerable sage was swamped with orders.

Incentive

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It would seem that Baby Huey got here on his own; but now can’t remember how to fly. A nearby Mother tried to coach him to flap his wings. But that wasn’t working. This was a common occurrence at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman found that a quick jolt of electricity to that sector of the pool created the necessary incentive.

Spotted Owl?

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The voice seemed clear enough as the Face of Everyman awoke from his nap: “What about the Spotted Owl?” Yet another guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was calling for answers to the tough questions from the resident Oracle. The venerable sage was unprepared to answer at this time. His own brief: amici curiae was to be read next month by SCOTUS.