Under Counted
Secrets
Henrietta listened closely to the incantation spoken by the Sprit Goddess; it would change her life. Rarely did she speak. What little the Face of Everyman overheard could never be repeated outside the boundaries of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Birdseed
the Face of Everyman bemoaned the fact that it was hard to attract birds to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa when the deer ate all the bird seed. He thought of asking Big Guy to right the cabana; but then thought better of it.
Revelant
the Face of Everyman couldn’t remember the last time that he’d filed a Pigeon Census Report; no one had questioned the blank months. Maybe the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was no longer relevant.
Corn?
As always, the Jay stayed only long enough in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to ascertain that the was nothing here for him. the Face of Everyman made a mental note to order a ten-pound sack of cracked corn.
Splash, Splash
Robby had the place to himself. He could splash as much as he wanted. Who would leave this paradise to spend winter in the southland? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had everything you could want. Splash! Splash! the Face of Everyman never liked that part.
Gamboling
These two spent the day gamboling about in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman decried such frivolity as he returned to his NYT crossword puzzle.
Food First
Livid
Aunt Edna was all smiles as she licked the seeds from her lips. Imagine finding all this food in one spot. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was surely a magical spot. the Face of Everyman was livid at the loss of all this expense seed.
Security
After a long absence from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Johnny Dark Eyes put in a brief appearance. He asked that his picture not be taken as he now was in the Witness Protection Program. the Face of Everyman said that there could be no exceptions in security measures.
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