Boots walked nonchalantly passed the security cameras of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had installed a face recognition system which kept the klaxon from sounding with the intrusion of every stray cat in the village.
Stray
Rats
the Face of Everyman had long advertised for owls to homestead in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This security camera scene was his best drawing card. Rats were a burden on families trying to raise their young. The venerable sage offered a stipend to attract a hungry owl.
Familiar
Heavy mountain snow had driven this new, but familiar guest to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman welcomed him and inquired about nesting accommodations in the Spring.
Pogo
Lil’ Pogo had begun to like soggy birdseed. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed to have everything. the Face of Everyman was not sure how he felt about scavenging marsupials.
Popcorn
It suddenly turned into a feeding frenzy. Even the smallest of songbirds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were seen taking popcorn back to wherever. the Face of Everyman tried to mental calculate his annual savings by recycling his leftover theater popcorn.
King
Big Guy hadn’t shed his antlers yet as they may be needed at any moment. the Face of Everyman doubted that as Big Guy was the undisputed King of the forest in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Suit
Empty-Suit felt majestic. He often wondered why the House Sparrow hadn’t been chosen as the National Bird. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had numerous examples of suitable choices. the Face of Everyone was pleased that Ben Franklin’s idea of the Turkey as a national bird was still laughable.
Cacophony
the Face of Everyman had hoped for Peace in our time, but, no, a flock of Robins flew in to stage their corporate retreat at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Could they ever settle down?
Dog Walker
There could be no doubt about it: a curious dog walker had entered the fantasy realm of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman considered his options to prevent this from reoccurring.
Ecstatic
Natasha had returned to dance Swan Lake in the Face of Everyman’s winter production. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had the finest ballet troupe this side of Denver. The venerable sage was ecstatic, a rare condition for a lump of basalt.
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