Bambi’s Aunt Ena made quick work of the choice birdseed scattered in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. There wasn’t a kernel of corn left. the Face of Everyman was non-plussed.
Aunt Ena
Gluttony
Who could believe that someone would scatter so many sunflower seeds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? Cheeky gorged himself, all the while the Face of Everyman admonished him to show moderation. Alas, he ate till he was satiated.
Popcorn?
It was Jason’s lucky day; peanuts were one of his favorite things since he had been introduced to Cracker Jack outside the local theater. the Face of Everyman had budget constraints. He went with chocolate popcorn for the theater crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They couldn’t get enough.
Worms?
These Two were looking for a free lunch at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but the venerable sage had to disappoint them. the Face of Everyman had been informed that the shipment of worms had been delayed till Tuesday.
Cat Food?
Pickels, or was it Huckelberry, tried to stave off the pangs of hunger that swept over him/her at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa by eating birdseed. Alas, the Face of Everyman had no budget for cat food.
Chic’n
Pogo was sure that he smelled fried chicken. How can that be? Maybe he was delirious from lack of nutrition. His New Year’s weight loss program seemed to be working. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa only served chicken on special days. the Face of Everyman confirmed that there was no chicken on the menu. Drat!
Night Stalker
Boots was out looking for a meal in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought better of commenting on his record of poor success.
Future
Prestwick gazed deeply into the divine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He expected the future to reveal itself if he stared hard enough. the Face of Everyman thought: “How strange. He had tried that himself a thousand times, without success.”
1812 Overture
By the time the band began play Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture, the smoke from the fireworks obscured almost everything in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman began to cough, and tears came to his eyes. The cannon fire was deafening.
Auld Lang Syne
Johnny Dark Eyes was supervising the New Years celebration at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, but he was having a problem remembering the words to “Auld Lang Syne.” As emcee he would have to lead the crowd in singing this traditional favorite. An inner voice told him to ask the Face of Everyman.
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