New hi-tech facial recognition equipment at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has failed the first test. It allowed an English Starling to go undetected as it swooped in with a “round” of Robins. the Face of Everyman regarded this bird a nuisance and set his mind to arriving at a remedy; if there was one.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was invaded by Football Hooligans. After every World Cup win, by any country, they rampaged thru the grounds and commandeered the pool. Poor old the Face of Everyman barely caught his breath. He made plans to be on vacation somewhere calm and peaceful during World Cup 2022; perhaps Qatar.