The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hosts a speaker’s club. Weekly, after lunch, speeches are given on a topic assigned the previous week. Today no one was prepared. Everybody wanted to tell the Face of Everyman how much the snow had prevented them from getting even one single idea down on paper. The meeting was chaotic. Robert’s Rules of Order didn’t address a Round of Robins.
New hi-tech facial recognition equipment at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has failed the first test. It allowed an English Starling to go undetected as it swooped in with a “round” of Robins. the Face of Everyman regarded this bird a nuisance and set his mind to arriving at a remedy; if there was one.