Mind the Gap

Tragedy was narrowly averted at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as Good Samaritans pulled this unfortunate visitor from a possible watery grave. the Face of Everyman quickly switched on the automated warning: “Mind the Gap”.

Re-enactment

During re-enactments of historical battles certain actors were called upon to pretend to have been shot from the skies over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was awed by the reality of the scene.

Frolicking

Mullard felt conspicuous bathing during work hours but the pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was too inviting. He could claim that he was inspecting the mysterious bubbles. the Face of Everyman pretended not to notice the resort employee frolicking in pool.

Ripped Off

The local Treasury Agent examined the coins in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and found them to be foreign coins and of far less copper than pre-1983 American pennies. the Face of Everyman was perplexed; had he been ripped off?

Heat

The Songbirds regularly complained about Cheeky taking their sunflower seeds. the Face of Everyman reluctantly ordered sizzle N’ heat; a birdseed laced with chili peppers. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would soon be a squirrel free zone.