The bucolic Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a magnet for false prophets of every ilk. A naive guest listens intently. the Face of Everyman rarely interacted with these charlatans.
These were idyllic days for some songbirds as the time for nest building in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa came closer. Time to reflect on the meaning of life. the Face of Everyman was sure that the shadow would leave a tan line.
“Then he has the nerve to say”, ‘If you want a nest then build it yourself.’ Poor Face of Everyman he had to listen to these types of conversations daily. Nesting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bought out lots of emotion.
Tragedy was narrowly averted at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as Good Samaritans pulled this unfortunate visitor from a possible watery grave. the Face of Everyman quickly switched on the automated warning: “Mind the Gap”.
Once again, the Face of Everyman had forgotten to put up the warning signs slippery when wet. Would the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa be faced with an injury lawsuit?
During re-enactments of historical battles certain actors were called upon to pretend to have been shot from the skies over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was awed by the reality of the scene.
Warmer weather brought out families for a swim day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It made the Face of Everyman feel all warm and fuzzy. A rare emotion for a chunk of basalt.
Mullard felt conspicuous bathing during work hours but the pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was too inviting. He could claim that he was inspecting the mysterious bubbles. the Face of Everyman pretended not to notice the resort employee frolicking in pool.
Carstairs never liked bathing with others. He knew that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa welcomed all; but come on, a Sparrow. the Face of Everyman had never been able to root out this prejudice. Such is life.
Mullard woke up to find that it was Spring Break in the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa. Kids from all over were splashing and creating havoc. the Face of Everyman seemed frozen and powerless to act.
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