Gauntlet

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Fitzhugh was uneasy. Even tho the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa welcomed all manner of beings, some factions often exerted themselves and took turf control. Seen above, using non-verbal communication, the Crows formed a gauntlet directing Fitzhugh’s exit. the Face of Everyman was at a loss as how to rectify this injustice.

ADA

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Baxter was upset. Once again some four legged doofus pushed aside a disabled person to get at the corn subsidy set out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Sisters of Charity. Crippled since birth Baxter knew his rights under the ADA. He engaged the Face of Everyman to act as his agent and attorney.

Food Bank

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The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Food Bank was overly generous this week as they cleared their shelves to make way for a load of cranberries, nuts and raisins donated for the Thanksgiving meal. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure that wild birds should be fed in this fashion but he took comfort knowing such munificence did not come from his modest budget.

Emergency Rations

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During the recent Earthquake Preparedness Drill Darth learned that he had insufficient supply of French Fries to last three days. He wished that he could grow his own here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Of course, the Face of Everyman was reluctant to carry them in the company store. It wasn’t as tho’ they were really bird food. Are they?

Okolehao

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On a self-guided tour of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa world famous botanical gardens one of the Flock picked up enough materials to make Okolehao. As they passed the bottle around; everybody felt happy except the Face of Everyman who seems to have been left out.

Coins

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Every so often the Face of Everyman offered someone the opportunity to collect the coins at the bottom of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lakes, pools and spas. Seen above is Bastrup “leaving no stone unturned.” Of course, the venerable sage asked only ten percent of monies recovered.

Mensa Test

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Bullard’s Mom had packed his lunch. He was headed to the local university to take the annual Corvus Mensa test. the Face of Everyman had coached him over the last few weeks. Everyone at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wished the boy well.

Hokey Pokey

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The annual Debutante Ball at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was fast approaching. Seen above young Brangwy is trying her hardest to learn The Hokey Pokey. The words never seemed to make much sense. She tried to memorize: You take your right foot out . . . What exactly was the hokey pokey all about? Even the venerable sage couldn’t give a clear answer.