D B Cooper

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The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was hit with it’s first lawsuit. The suit brought by D. B. Cooper alleged that it was unfair to post his likeness in public places in-as-much as he was on the FBI’s most wanted list. the Face of Everyman intervened by removing the offensive photos from all public places. He did leave one in the village post office where previous likenesses had been posted since his disappearance in the skies over Oregon in November 1971.

School Crossing Guard

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To make ends meet Rocky, the tailless boar, had taken the job as school crossing guard for the Montetorkie School at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Thru an administrative mix up the Face of Everyman had left Rocky’s name off of the approved entry list. Klaxons blared. Security forces responded. A scuffle ensued. AI recognition sounded recall. There was a brief apology. Old veterans should be treated more kindly.

Attack

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The upheaval felt like a magnitude 7.7 on the Richter scale; a first for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The savage beast, tired of trolling, tore the Face of Everyman from his moorings in search of Crawdads or other morsels. Too deep in sleep, the venerable sage was unable to call on his special powers to ward off this attack. Dawn found him upside down and sputtering in the shallow water of the Kiddies pool.

Manor House

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Westerberry left the safety of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to approach the manor house. At first it was just curiosity; but then when he saw the kindly ol’ pensioner having toast and coffee, he knew he was missing out on the good life. How could he have ever have thought that Dumpster Diving was:”La dolce vita?” He sought out the Face of Everyman to explain about the haves and the have nots.

D Day

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The Old Sarge stopped by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on his way to the D Day ceremonies. His missing tail spoke volumes as to his sacrifices to his country. the Face of Everyman never let on that the Old Sage was too young to have been in any war in recent history.

Peekaboo

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the Face of Everyman’s whole being shuddered as he was awakened by Reggie playing peekaboo.  The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie School’s “head start” program that encouraged interaction among all beings.  The venerable sage was determined to have his class of being removed from the list.  No artfully carved chunk of basalt should ever have to suffer the indignity of having cold wet claws covering his eyes.  Where were the parents when this sort of thing happened?  Probably playing bingo in the Casino.

Dewy

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The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is often the setting for filming TV commercials.  Seen above is Evelyn in her closeup scene for a new dewy fur product developed by the Face of Everyman.  What boar wouldn’t find the countenance of this sow inviting?

Conduit

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Rocky tried to schmooze it up with the Face of Everyman at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Christmas party.  “R” thought that the venerable sage was a direct conduit to whoever gave out those wide screen TVs.  Actually it was  Everyman who was first on the list for that highly prized gift from Santa.

Tariff

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Conway approached the Face of Everyman more on his own behalf than his narrow constituency. He had learned that an ear mark in the new tax bill would place a tariff on out of state Crawdad tails and offshore farmed garden slugs.  Many locals in Ward 3 of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa relied upon “C” to maintain the status quo.   Could “E” bring pressure to quash this onerous and unwarranted tax grab?   On this volatile subject the venerable sage remained mute as he was often wont to do.