Rodent

Cheeky enters, stage right. He is a frequent visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, eating as much birdseed as possible. the Face of Everyman laments that there is never a raptor around when you want one.

Heat

The Songbirds regularly complained about Cheeky taking their sunflower seeds. the Face of Everyman reluctantly ordered sizzle N’ heat; a birdseed laced with chili peppers. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would soon be a squirrel free zone.

Surprise!

Cheeky was ready for a nap. he’d been foraging all morning in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His sudden appearance startled the Face of Everyman. The squirrel’s nervous energy was too much for the venerable sage.

Gluttony

Who could believe that someone would scatter so many sunflower seeds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? Cheeky gorged himself, all the while the Face of Everyman admonished him to show moderation. Alas, he ate till he was satiated.

Riptides

Cheeky took it upon himself to check the vast lagoon at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for drowned victims. Numerous reports of dangerous riptides were cause for alarm. the Face of Everyman welcomed the extra vigilance.