The Songbirds regularly complained about Cheeky taking their sunflower seeds. the Face of Everyman reluctantly ordered sizzle N’ heat; a birdseed laced with chili peppers. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would soon be a squirrel free zone.
Heat
Surprise!
Cheeky was ready for a nap. he’d been foraging all morning in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His sudden appearance startled the Face of Everyman. The squirrel’s nervous energy was too much for the venerable sage.
Gluttony
Who could believe that someone would scatter so many sunflower seeds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? Cheeky gorged himself, all the while the Face of Everyman admonished him to show moderation. Alas, he ate till he was satiated.
Confrontation
Cheeky and Huckleberry were at last face to face at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman became alarmed; this encounter could become bloody.
Riptides
Cheeky took it upon himself to check the vast lagoon at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for drowned victims. Numerous reports of dangerous riptides were cause for alarm. the Face of Everyman welcomed the extra vigilance.
Carnage?
Hunting was permitted outside of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Cheeky teased Feral Cat by allowing him to get close. the Face of Everyman refused to watch. There could be carnage.
Pesky Rodent
Cheeky asked that pistachios be added to the mix of birdseed doled out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage what next that pesky rodent would ask for.
Drama
Cheeky is unaware of the approach of Feral cat. Hunting is not allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought of shouting a warning; but, decided to let the drama play out.
Buffet
Cheeky knew he was venerable, but somehow it didn’t matter. The Sunday buffet set out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was too satisfying. the Face of Everyman felt remorse at subjecting his guests to the fate of being eaten by raptors.
Inter-Loper
Henrietta and Balzac voiced their displeasure over Cheeky living off the largesse of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman turned aside their complaints. The head office wanted the free food program to continue; at least for now.
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