Gluttony

Who could believe that someone would scatter so many sunflower seeds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? Cheeky gorged himself, all the while the Face of Everyman admonished him to show moderation. Alas, he ate till he was satiated.

Riptides

Cheeky took it upon himself to check the vast lagoon at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for drowned victims. Numerous reports of dangerous riptides were cause for alarm. the Face of Everyman welcomed the extra vigilance.

Buffet

Cheeky knew he was venerable, but somehow it didn’t matter. The Sunday buffet set out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was too satisfying. the Face of Everyman felt remorse at subjecting his guests to the fate of being eaten by raptors.