Cheeky was careful not to mention the obvious: that the life-giving waters at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had stopped. the Face of Everyman was well aware of the fact. It’s always something he lamented.
In a rare attempt at raiding a birdfeeder, Cheeky balances precariously pondering his next move. the face of Everyman reluctantly hung this one beyond the perimeter of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He’d know better next season.
Cheeky was back from vacation; he spent a few weeks at Rescue Missions where injured squirrels were left to recover. the Face of Everyman applauded such actions, but the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa already had one clinic and could not afford a second.
the Face of Everyman explained the fortune to be made in selling squirrel fur to a vast market of fly tying in the fishing industry. Cheeky wasn’t sure about having a partner since it was his fur. Besides, business in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed wrong. Wasn’t it?
Every once in a while, Cheeky expressed his complete disdain for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security system. the Face of Everyman always seemed shocked at this behavior.
Cheeky enters, stage right. He is a frequent visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, eating as much birdseed as possible. the Face of Everyman laments that there is never a raptor around when you want one.
The Songbirds regularly complained about Cheeky taking their sunflower seeds. the Face of Everyman reluctantly ordered sizzle N’ heat; a birdseed laced with chili peppers. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would soon be a squirrel free zone.
Cheeky was ready for a nap. he’d been foraging all morning in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His sudden appearance startled the Face of Everyman. The squirrel’s nervous energy was too much for the venerable sage.
Who could believe that someone would scatter so many sunflower seeds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? Cheeky gorged himself, all the while the Face of Everyman admonished him to show moderation. Alas, he ate till he was satiated.
Cheeky and Huckleberry were at last face to face at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman became alarmed; this encounter could become bloody.