The shame of it all appeared again this year. It was the Face of Everyman’s first trial and error at gene splicing. The outcome was tragic. Yet somehow, she went unnoticed by others in the vast jungle of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Dreadful
Sneers
Some thought he looked more like a chicken than a crow. Parsons tolerated the derision while at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Afterall food was more important. the Face of Everman agreed with that view.
Arena
The Gold dust twins Obverse and Reverse set out to hoorah the Venerable sage. He decided not to put up a fight but allow himself to be tossed and turned. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was about to become a new sports venue.
Prestley stirred the waters in hopes that any Koi would rise to feed. Only the Face of Everyman knew that there hadn’t been fish in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for over twenty years.
Waters?
Curiosity got the better of Thimothy. He had to seek the source of the divine waters that nourished the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was afraid he would be disappointed to learn the truth.
Freeloader
Pasquale raised his hands in surrender and was arrested. He hoped that the food was better in the Animal Resue Center than the dregs they served up in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was pleased to have on less mouth to feed, yet he knew with the new policy of catch and release that he’d be back soon.
Cameo
Even Lefty put in a cameo appearance in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was always glad to help the infirmed or whatever.
Rats!
the Face of Everyman had counted on the Raccoons, Opossum, Owls, Cats, and Sea Gulls to limit the rat population of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Obviously, he was wrong.
Salt?
Whipsaw gave his day-old French Fries the 30 second water bath treatment. the Face of Everyman resented processed foods in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Would the salt injure the Arugula in his kitchen garden?
Dregs
Even Bambi’s Aunt Edna couldn’t stomach three-day old rain soaked chile laced birdseed. She left it for the songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure he would wholesale off the remainder.
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