The soaking of bread became a ritual at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman objected only because it sullied the scared waters.
Bread
Practice
the Face of Everyman once again dreamed of having the best synchronized swimmers. A team that could go all the way to State. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed more PR. Rocky as seen above needed lots of practice.
Shark!
Somebody yelled “Shark!” and Basil shot straight up out of the water. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Sap had an excellent record of zero shark attacks in the past ten years; but with climate change and all one never knew. the Face of Everyman called for calm.
Baby Names
Seasonal births were just around the corner in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This expectant Mother has come to test out baby names on the venerable sage. Poor old the Face of Everyman he’s never had an opinion one way or another. He found each name equally nice. Mothers left with so many unanswered questions.
Comic Tryouts
On open mic night Leroy tried out his best material and yet still bombed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa first ever comic night. the Face of Everyman noted that some of his own best jokes barely received a polite chuckle.
Tempers
Tempers ran short when the cookies ran short. Each said the other had had the last one. Normally the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa buffet table didn’t serve desserts. Somehow today was different. the Face of Everyman would look into this lapse in judgement.
Steam Heat
Beatrice was glad to be back at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The heated waters were welcome on her chilled body. the Face of Everyman recommended a few minutes in the steam spa.
Hey! Watch It!
the face of Everyman continued to suffer the indignities of water splashed in his face. The venerable sage of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa resigned himself to his fate. Some guests were compulsive bathers.
Turf War
Mycroft thought it unfair that Father Robin hogged the whole pool. Posted rules at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa suggested sharing. the Face of Everyman hated to get into any type of turf war.
Color
Little Toby added the only color to the otherwise drab Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was looking forward to the Spring migration of colorful birds.
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