Disappearing Act

the Face of Everyman was working on a secret means to make birds disappear.  He had seen it done many times on YouTube.  He concentrated on the rude Pigeons that flocked to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  He knew that all he had to say was a few words like: “Abracadabra”, “Bobs your Uncle”, and “Alakazam”.  As seen below, the subject is beginning to dissolve. The ancient one is on the right track.IMG_0286 (2)


Chucky showed genuine concern.  The DSL for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had been out all day for technical updates.  As night fall neared he repeatedly asked the Face of Everyman for the latest from Tech Support.   Sob! No, no.  There would be no streaming of Netflix© movies this night.   IMG_0297 (2)


the Face of Everyman was taking auditions for his The Theater in the Park at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Young actors were eager for the part of Othello.  Some sought to be cast as Iago.  Poor Desdemona had to have stand ins at regular half hour intervals.  The venerable sage hoped his leading lady would last beyond dress rehearsal. IMG_0210


When despair and sheltering fatigue reached a peak in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa a new leader appeared promising them that there was nothing to fear from gathering to drink, dance and party.  The Very Reverend Baal proclaimed that he was here to provide leadership in troubled times.  the Face of Everyman scoffed.  He was there the first time this scam was pulled.  He railed against it; but few listened. He was dragged into the Conga line until he escaped at his bus stop.IMG_0083A


Little Avery started to become troublesome.  Dad decided to bring him to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to seek employment.  A summer job would be just the thing to straighten him out.  Dad’s timing was poor.  Staff were being laid off and a strict hiring freeze was in place.  the face of Everyman concluded that Avery must go on being Avery.IMG_0071 (2)

Mistaken Identity

IMG_0569 (2)Ambrose took it as an honest mistake.  After all, twin sisters look alike.  That’s not what Salome wanted to hear.  Desdemona shrugged it off as a bit of flirtatious nonsense.  She knew that there would be another wave of “hot” single guys headed for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa any day now.  the Face of Everyman hoped that neither sister would ask him questions.  He was off the clock for another fifteen minutes.


IMG_0390Natasha brought her precious fledgling Vladimir to meet the most important figure at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.  Due to social distancing the receiving line went out the door.  ‘tasha decided that she couldn’t expose her son Vlad to the virus because of this unforeseen delay.  In these circumstances a Zoom introduction would suffice.