The Montietorkie School was to have summer classes as well as serve breakfast and lunch. Calliope wanted to be sure that nectar was available; not the rough seed that others ate. the Face of Everyman hastened to assure her that the Nectar de jure was the finest available thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This week’s special was Honey Suckle.

Ferris Wheel

The Corvus Family needed a few more tokens to have enough to ride the giant Ferris wheel at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above Dad pokes thru the shallow depths of the wishing well to salvage enough for the ride. the Face of Everyman deplored the act but, accepted the tokens nonetheless.


Panther used the deep shadows to her advantage. The Killing Fields of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hadn’t seen a fatality in over three years and it was about time for her to create some excitement. the Face of Everyman called Security and had them escort her from the grounds. She remained persona non grata.


The Bergdorf Twins were back; ready to wreak havoc on the Face of Everyman if he didn’t submit to their ransom demands. Thru out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa these two were the meanest. After some haggling, a modest sum of bitcoins was arrived at. These two still gave a departing twist to the rotating world of the venerable sage.


Catered family reunions has become big business at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman welcomes each group as if he were the patriarch. Everyone goes home with a small swag bag of seeds, nuts and candied fruit.


Bradley was ready to retire and put down roots. No more following herds across the plains and meadows. He approached the Face of Everyman for advice about long term leases in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Well, there were one or two time shares the venerable sage could offer but nothing too permanent. Bradley feigned interest and later checked Craig’s List.


Little Robbie had the first day jitters. Dad brought him to the sacred waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and then left. What was he supposed to learn from this? the Face of Everyman suggested that he jump into the water and splash about a bit. It could be fun. Dad would be back soon.


The lure of the mythical fresh water Pearls was too much for Amerigo. The Spring of Eternal Giving seemed aptly named for his misadventure. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa held many spots of danger: hot springs, geysers, twisted gravity vortexes. the Face of Everyman knew these spots well. The venerable sage watched Amerigo; waiting for his first misstep.


Cecil wasn’t one to complain but it was becoming harder to forage since the Face of Everyman had stopped feeding the songbirds. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was lush with vegetation; but when folks got used to free handouts hunting and gathering seemed too much like work. The venerable sage countered Cecil’s complaints with news that Coyote sightings were getting more common as well visits by several cats. “A word to the wise . . .”