Blood Drive

Oswald, the Enforcer always liked to make an entrance. Fact was that he was really here to give blood at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa annual blood drive. the Face of Everyman‘s voice trembled a bit as he was forced to say that due to flooding at the crossroads today’s blood drive was postponed till next Wednesday. A disappointed Oswald left without a fuss.

Pool Hustlers

Fast Eddie and his team were booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They were a traveling act demonstrating their skills at impossible pool shots. the Face of Everyman recalled his days on the pool hustler circuit. His moniker had been Eight Ball. Those are bitter sweet memories.

Brood Parasite

the Face of Everyman tried to pretend that he was asleep; but that wouldn’t work with this guy. He was insistent that he see the guest register for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage knew his game: lay eggs in the nest of others. He and his Lady would enjoy Spring time fun while others did the heavy lifting of parenthood.

Veiled Threat

Orpheus tried to explain carefully that he and Eurydice had a nest not far from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and that the venerable sage may hear, from time to time, the upsetting cries of hungry baby Crows. Was this a veiled threat to force the Face of Everyman to distribute more and better bird seed?

Bear Bar

The new Bear Bar in the village caused an increase in bookings at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This pleased the Face of Everyman who warmly greeted this new sector of clientele.


Security Forces were unsure which cat this was. Of three which invaded the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; this marauder appeared more desperate than most. the Face of Everyman made a quick assessment and sounded the alarm.


the Face of Everyman had done so many engagement photos that he was running out of good light for photography. It was a land office business, booking reception venues, caterers, weddings and photos. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would beat Wall Street expectations for 2nd and 3rd quarter earnings. The venerable sage could savor that Golden Handshake even now.

Golf Pro?

Praxis was looking to improve his golf game and inquired if a suitable pro-instructor was in the area or golfed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa championship parklands course. the Face of Everyman, himself designated a Master at St. Andrews, Scotland offered a couple of names that would fit the needs of this young lad. Golf had its merits but it interfered with naps.


Nesting time always brought with it territorialism. Each songbird wanted to claim the magical pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman exhausted himself trying to resolve these differences. He tried to nap over the cacophony of hurled insults and challenges.

Synchronized Swimming

Tryouts for the synchronized swimming group began this week at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had written special production numbers for each variety of songbird. This year the Pine Siskins showed a remarkably strong interest in the competition.