With an apology to Grant Wood the Face of Everyman entitled this portrait American Gothic. Several copies were available in the gift shop of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
It was important to defend your territory even if it was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman knew it wouldn’t last long and that these two would soon forget their differences.
The moment he saw the reflection of his own eyes, Bart went into a state of autohypnosis. This was a rare occurrence in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was able to end the session with the snap of his fingers.
Everybody wanted to tell the Face of Everyman that the Deer had knocked over the cabana hut, but no one offered to help fix it. Such was the level of neighborly caring in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
In the most dangerous situation in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; Earl felt in peril. the Face of Everyman could only repeat his stoic advice: “Mind the gap.”
Stanley was mortified. His first blind date at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and his mating colors slipped like a bad troupe. the Face of Everyman hopped that wasn’t going to be a trend. Population numbers had been slipping.
Pamela and Pricilla weren’t sure that they wanted to bathe with that guy staring at them. The waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were open to all, but . . . the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what to say.
Ambrose had been cast as Iago in Othello, a popular play with the folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman noted that even at rehearsals he received a standing ovation. Unfortunately, he was never out of character.