Soliloquy

During the soliloquy Gielgud addressed the 4th wall and asked the little man in the front row, “How’m I doing?” Critics had a ball with this departure from the Bard’s famous lines. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa gained new approbation. the Face of Everyman researched more works of Shakespear.

World Hunger

It was supposed to be a photo shoot illustrating World Hunger, but this was the best they could do. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was high in the food chain. It seemed a mockery, but stale cracker was the best the Face of Everyman could provide.

Early Bird

Mom always said that the early bird gets the worm but staying up all night wasn’t part of the deal. Rodney felt as though he were part of a night watch, guarding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman slept very soundly.

April Fools

“Get outta here.” was Cheeky’s response to the April Fool’s Joke that the Face of Everyman pulled. On second thought he pushed the venerable sage out of his comfort spot in the sacred waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Confidence

Wally confessed to being in the witness protection program. His face, shown on a photograph, risked the safety of his spouse and offspring even in the remote location on the Pacific Flyway. the Face of Everyman vowed to keep his confidence. In truth, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was home to several members of the program.