Pamela and Pricilla weren’t sure that they wanted to bathe with that guy staring at them. The waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were open to all, but . . . the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure what to say.
Staring
Iago
Ambrose had been cast as Iago in Othello, a popular play with the folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman noted that even at rehearsals he received a standing ovation. Unfortunately, he was never out of character.
ID?
the face of Everyman knew that he had a rare opportunity to classify this warbler, a new guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage thought: “Why not just ask him?”
Migration
Billy Bob had flown all night to get to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He’d need the day to rest and forage. He was welcomed by the Face of Everyman who was pleased to see an old familiar face.
Tsunami?
Rodney wasn’t sure that he should go bathing at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; the water had drained from the pool. the Face of Everyman had said that a warning sign of an impending tsunami was that all the water receded.
Guacamole
They all agreed that this was the best Cinco de Mayo party ever held at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even the Face of Everyman was pleased how his guacamole turned out.
Cacophony
Each suitor sang his courting song as best as he could. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was filled with ardent males ready to build nests. the Face of Everyman looked forward to when this cacophony would end.
Aggression
the Face of Everyman was always startled by the aggressive actions of these small creatures. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was known for its peacefulness except for a few rowdy guests.
Parasite
It was a sure sign of nesting season for the songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa when the evil Brown Headed Cowbird showed up. It irked the face of Everyman that this parasite enjoyed his larder.
Due Soon?
Pricilla was due to give birth soon. She searched the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for a suitable birthing site. She could have asked the Face of Everyman but she was sure he’d know nothing of such matters.
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