the Face of Everyman awoke in a start, not knowing which way was up. Those twin Raccoons had twirled him around and around. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was no place for such hooligans.
Barney was waiting for coffee to be served. It had been a hard night of hunting, and he was ready for some caffeine before heading home to roost. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure whether or not to strike up a conversation or just welcome the newcomer to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
In a rare industrial accident, the camera tripod was pushed aside and the security camera toppled. No injuries were sustained, and the camera was again in service after sunrise. the Face of Everyman put his best men on the case. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a reputation to uphold.
Baby Huey wasn’t sure how he got there but the rising waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa began to frighten him. the Face of Everyman asked the age-old question:”Where’s your Mommy?”
For over three years this Crow had sought help to relieve the pain in his ankle. the Face of Everyman had setup his “go fund me” site; but the dollars just trickled in. The surgical team at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were reluctant to proceed.
Whipsaw and Fat Back wintered over at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above they are rehearsing their comic routine. the Face of Everyman enjoyed it the first five times he heard it.
Guess who was making a nuisance of him/herself? Why, it’s Panther, the local bully in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman didn’t bother to look up.
Ever since the shutdown began Boots has been asking about his paycheck. the Face of Everyman had tried to explain that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa did not him on the payroll as an employee. Ergo.
The Owl and the Face of Everyman didn’t seem to have much in common, so they passed the time in simple pleasantries. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is seldom visited by such grand birds.